EARL’S MENU (Piggies Special)

Hors D’oeuvres
Curry  or Fish with Potatoes

   

Starters
Cream Cakes  and Chocolates  and Fresh Plums

   

Main Course
Barbecued Herrings  and Frankfurters

 and Bratwurst in spicy Sauce

   

All with  Beer by the Crate
(vintage '77, Roland Centre)

   

Optional (but recommended)
After-Eight Pizza

… an American tank. It ground to a halt, and just stood there. "What have we done now?" everyone thought, as the gun swung round. "Ah well, lets go and see who they are," suggested somebody. So Toddy, Andy, Alan and Mick nonchalantly strolled across the field towards the tank, whose crew-men had now emerged and were sitting there in stony-faced silence.

"Are you Yanks?"

"Yeah."

"We're British"

… Uncomfortable silence.

"Where's the enemy?"

Suddenly a startled cry rang out from Toddy, (God, everyone thought, the dog's finally got him!), they all rushed around the corner of the building to where he was standing, and there, powering its way across the field in a cloud of dust, not three hundred yards away was…